I try hard to give my kids unique and interesting compliments.
Me: Jeremy, you are one cool dude.
My son: [indecipherable grunt]
Me: When God was handing out the cool kids in heaven, I totally cut to the front of the line.
Jeremy:
Me: And God was all like, “I dunno, lady, this kid is REALLY COOL. Like, I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.”
Jeremy:
Me: And I said “I want the COOLEST kid there is! Sock it to me, daddy-o!”
Jeremy:
Me: …
Jeremy: Are you okay?
